Period: Let me just stab you in the uterus. Nbd
Period: You didn't like that pair of underwear, did you? Good, 'cause its ruined.
Period: Go eat a whole tub of ice cream, a cake and 3 chocolate bars, and then maybe some fried chicken
Period: I hope you like blood
Period: * breeze* instantly horny
Period: Can I make those wrappers any more noisy? Challenge accepted.
Period: I hope your mom didn't like that bedding
Period: You're not ugly enough as it is, here, have a face full of pimples
Period: Let me just keep you up all night with some cramps
Period: I'm here for a week, enjoy bitches
Why?
No matter how many people tell me to move on… i can’t. There is just something about you that drives me insane. You aren’t the cutest guy to other people but you are perfect in my eyes. No matter how you treat me i still come back to you. You sat there and put me through all that confusion for a whole month and now you say we are together but not dating. You play me so bad but yet i can’t talk to another guy…. i just wish you would show me your true feelings for me….
When you and your friend are laughing at an inside joke, and some bitch decides to laugh too…
“No, you have no idea what we are laughing at.”
via sodamnrelatable
